August 27, 2009
August 11, 2009
Back!
HOLY CRABBLES! THE LAST TIME I POSTED WAS ON THE FIRST OF JULY! Well, those of you who still read my blog, I just wanted you to know I'm still here. I'm working on a certain project. I'll have a gigantic post soon.
July 04, 2009
Four!
Happy FOURTH O' JULY! The one day of the year where I get to slack off from work and say, "I'm free!".
July 02, 2009
Michael Jackson is dead.
On June 25th, Michael Jackson died. No, not his career as a dancer/singer. He drove a stake through it's heart during his second operation of plastic surgery. Oh and also, he could take off his nose and put it back on. CREEPY! But anyways, he's dead. One of the greatest pop artists is dead. What else do I have to say?
June 26, 2009
June 25, 2009
Back!
I'm finally back from vacation! I'm going to post more often if I can, but I have been quite busy. So today, I'm gonna give you a MEGA POSTBURGER!!!
Why I hate teen-agers
Why I hate teen-agers
Yeah, so I come back from vacation. But my brother came back with more "luggage" back then he came with. If you didn't understand what the heck I just said, then let me make it this simple. He brought his girlfriend back with him. She's four years older than me, but she thinks she's twenty years older! I'm not a slave of teen-agers! Also, they think they're so smart, they've been through all nine levels of you-know-what and back, and that they have the right to slack off 99.99% of the time. As you may have noticed, the last "note" shows that the first one is false. My brother, who is five years older than me, didn't believe me when I said there is a state called Washington in the United States. DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! We even live in the U.S.A! Not Canada, not Europe, not Japan, not Australia, not even Atlantis (which, by the way, is a continent), but the U.S.A! Knowing if there is a county called Washington is one thing, but a state? It's easy to remember 50 names! The next thing you know, Obama's gonna think there's more than fifty states here in the good old U.S.A.
I have really got to keep my mouth shut. Anyways, they also use bad grammer. Not "Me went disco dancing yesterday". I mean "I did! I did taw a putty cat!". I count how many times I have to correct my brother each day. My highest score is 17. RAWRS!!!! But anyways, I hope you understand what I'm getting at. IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!! I hate teen-agers.
June 17, 2009
June 15, 2009
June 12, 2009
June 10, 2009
Banner
I added a little thing to the banner. (It's on the top if you couldn't figure it out).
Also, I'm sorry I haven't been posting as frequently as I should.
Also, I'm sorry I haven't been posting as frequently as I should.
June 07, 2009
June 05, 2009
The pixel awards!
At the end of 2009, I am going to make "The Pixel Awards"! They're like the Grammies. Just for movies. 
June 04, 2009
Smiths!
Today, my blog is devoted to Smiths. You know, those guys from the matrix who never seem to die? Yeah, those guys. I am, right now, hunting down as many "Smith" action scenes on youtube as I can. Here they are:
Warning: Awesome action!
Warning: Mild action and little swearing!
Warning: Awesome action!
Warning: Awesome action!
Warning: Mild action and little swearing!
Warning: Awesome action!
To end off the day, here's a little math. I made this equation. Please post a comment on what you think the answer is.
June 02, 2009
June 01, 2009
Some nitrome logos
Here's some nitrome logos:
You can go to nitrome here.
Also, I put a very awesome video below the posts, but above the games. It is called "Smooth Criminal".
You can go to nitrome here.
Also, I put a very awesome video below the posts, but above the games. It is called "Smooth Criminal".
May 31, 2009
New "Photo"
I replaced my user pic with this new one:
I will still post my old pic whenever I update it, though.
I will still post my old pic whenever I update it, though.
Yippe!
Here is my third, yes, THIRD backround!
Instructions: Right click and click "set as backround".
Please remember that I use a PC and don't know how to set it as your backround on a mac.
May 30, 2009
Woot!
Another new background!
Instructions: Right click and click "set as backround".
Please remember that I use a PC and don't know how to set it as your backround on a mac.
Remember...
Please remember that the last "movie" on my "top 10 movies I hate" list is supposed to be a joke.
May 29, 2009
Backround!
Well, I've just got home from Kennywood, and I've made a background for my computer. Unfortunately, the only size I have is 800 x 600, so you'll have to set the backround to "stretch"
Instructions: Right click and click "set as backround".
Please remember that I use a PC and don't know how to set it as your backround on a mac.
May 28, 2009
Links!
I will be adding links to places I think are awesome. I already have a few under the blogger link.
May 27, 2009
Smiley set 2!
More smiley action! 26 new smileys!
Examples:
{ Hi!
Examples:
Happiness squared!
Unhappiness squared.
...
BLOHBLAHBLOHBLAH
YAYS!
Don't Make Me Angry (D.M.M.A for short)!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You rotten kids and your stupid mutt! 
I'm not so sure of this...
FALSE HAPPINESS!
We're in for it now!
Hello there...
Hi!
OH HELLO THERE MR. WHATSYOURNAME!
*gasp*
{ Hi!Ughhh...
Fire Smiley!
Earth Smiley!
Radioactive Smiley!
Woah!
Ummmmm...
I'm filthy stinkin' rich!
The devil!
The real devil!
The undead!
Top ten movies I hate
My mom's always like, "You should share your personal thoughts on your blog, son..." So I made a list of the top ten movies I hate.
10. Paid Programs
I count Paid Programs as movies. BECAUSE THEY TAKE SO LONG! I mean, I can fit a hour program for a weight loss thing into a minute.
"YourFatTM is the only weight loss thingamajigger you can trust. (shows before & after pictures) I, myself, lost five hundred pounds and went from a size two hundred and fourteen to a size five! Now go waste your money on our junk!"
See?
9. Twilight
It's not being the chick flick that it is which makes me hate Twilight. I mean, vampires are like associated with love and romance. IT'S JUST STUPID! And I mean, why do kids my age, MY AGE, like it? It's a chick flick!!!! And the vampire(s) don't look like vampires. Sorry if I'm wrong (I've only seen the commercials, not the movie), but the vampire(s) sparkle when they get hit by the sun, instead of burning and having their skin ripped off! And they don't even grow wings! The book could be excellent, but the movie, in my opinion, was done all wrong.
8. Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull
It's not so much I hate this one as just being less than I expected. It's an O.K. movie (I like the scene where the baddies get eaten by ants), but when I compare it to the other three movies, I think, "WHO MADE THIS HUNK O' JUNK?" It just doesn't have as much plot, or action, as the other three. It really let me down.
7. Dragon Ball: Evolution
You already know you have the wrong idea when you make a Dragon Ball movie that isn't animation. I always found Dragon Ball to be a weird show, but I sometimes watched it. But this, THIS ABOMINATION, was the wrong thing. Once again, I haven't seen the movie, but I have seen movie reviews on it just to see how awful it truly was. It was really awful. Instead of adults with huge muscles (and power levels that reach OVER NINE THOUSANDDDDDDDDDD), they picked weak little teen-agers. It was a bad idea. Here's the OVER NINE THOUSANDDDDDDDDDD scene remade with teen-agers.
'(Shows three teen-agers at Dunkin' Doughnuts, one is standing) One says, "Tommy, how many sprinkles does Larry have on his doughnut?" Tommy says, "THERE'S UNDER SIXTYYYYYYYYYY!" while clenching his fist and crushing his doughnut.'
6. Michael Jackson: Moonwalker
It should be named "Michael Jackson Movie: Another WHAT?!?!? Idea" I watched clips of it on Youtube and the description of it on Wikipedia (or however you spell it). In one scene he is a *breathes in very deeply* hippie-gangster-transformer-car-spaceship-time traveller who sings and dances. In another scene he is a whole new thing. Here's the conference meeting where someone had to agree to make the movie.
"Should we make it?" "No" "Are we going to make it?" "No" "Let's make it" "No" "Are we NOT going to make it?" "No-WAIT I MEAN YES WE AREN'T GOING TO MAKE IT!" "Too late *snigger* *snigger*!"
5. High School Musical 1,2, and 3
I HATE THEM!
4. AVP 2
It was too mean-spirited, had almost no storyline, and left no room for an AVP 3. It's like psychotic teletubbies killing every person on earth! And everyone is dumb! Are you going to stay in a city if it is going to be nuked? Are you going to stay in a city if monsters are destroying it? ARE YOU GOING TO STAY IN A CITY IF PSYCHOTIC TELETUBBIES ARE ATTACKING? The answer should be no. In this movie, though, the answer is yes. THAT MOVIE IS INCORRECT! IT GETS DETENTION! But anyways, It's like cake made out of icing, and nothing else. They should have put a bit more thought into it.
3. Race to Witch Mountain
Before I talk about what I hate about this movie, I'd just like to tell you that I have only seen it's commercials. Everything about this sounds stupid! Witch Mountain? Race to? Flying Doughnuts? Oh wait, that isn't in the title. Anyway, everything about the title sounds stupid. Also, if you are racing aliens to some other planet or maybe a historic landmark, the aliens always win! They have super-speedy ships that travel faster than doughnuts can fly! And everybody knows that doughnuts fly at the speed of light! But anyways, once you get over the title being stupid, the commercial itself starts being stupid! The first thing that is in the commercial I saw, a storm trooper, yes, A STORM TROOPER FROM STAR WARS, goes into a taxi. Yes, A TAXI. The next stupid thing that I remember, is you see two kids in a taxi. THEN THEY SAY, "Me and my brother are aliens." What? The little brother passes through his seat and outside the car. What? Then the cab driver walks into a refrigerator and falls down a tube. What? Purple and pink clouds surround a mountain. What? See what I mean? The Stupid-O-Meter gives this a five... OUT OF ONE!
2. Fantasia
I know what you are thinking. You are thinking, "WHY DOES THIS KID HATE FANTASIA?" Well, I just hate it. I hate its little faries. I hate its flowers. But most of all, I hate its music. The only part I like is the scene with the dancing mushrooms. I HATE THIS MOVIE'S GUTS!
And the number one movie that I hate most *drum roll drum roll drum roll drum roll drum roll drum roll* is every single Thomas the Train/Winnie the Pooh movie
You know why.
10. Paid Programs
I count Paid Programs as movies. BECAUSE THEY TAKE SO LONG! I mean, I can fit a hour program for a weight loss thing into a minute.
"YourFatTM is the only weight loss thingamajigger you can trust. (shows before & after pictures) I, myself, lost five hundred pounds and went from a size two hundred and fourteen to a size five! Now go waste your money on our junk!"
See?
9. Twilight
It's not being the chick flick that it is which makes me hate Twilight. I mean, vampires are like associated with love and romance. IT'S JUST STUPID! And I mean, why do kids my age, MY AGE, like it? It's a chick flick!!!! And the vampire(s) don't look like vampires. Sorry if I'm wrong (I've only seen the commercials, not the movie), but the vampire(s) sparkle when they get hit by the sun, instead of burning and having their skin ripped off! And they don't even grow wings! The book could be excellent, but the movie, in my opinion, was done all wrong.
8. Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull
It's not so much I hate this one as just being less than I expected. It's an O.K. movie (I like the scene where the baddies get eaten by ants), but when I compare it to the other three movies, I think, "WHO MADE THIS HUNK O' JUNK?" It just doesn't have as much plot, or action, as the other three. It really let me down.
7. Dragon Ball: Evolution
You already know you have the wrong idea when you make a Dragon Ball movie that isn't animation. I always found Dragon Ball to be a weird show, but I sometimes watched it. But this, THIS ABOMINATION, was the wrong thing. Once again, I haven't seen the movie, but I have seen movie reviews on it just to see how awful it truly was. It was really awful. Instead of adults with huge muscles (and power levels that reach OVER NINE THOUSANDDDDDDDDDD), they picked weak little teen-agers. It was a bad idea. Here's the OVER NINE THOUSANDDDDDDDDDD scene remade with teen-agers.
'(Shows three teen-agers at Dunkin' Doughnuts, one is standing) One says, "Tommy, how many sprinkles does Larry have on his doughnut?" Tommy says, "THERE'S UNDER SIXTYYYYYYYYYY!" while clenching his fist and crushing his doughnut.'
6. Michael Jackson: Moonwalker
It should be named "Michael Jackson Movie: Another WHAT?!?!? Idea" I watched clips of it on Youtube and the description of it on Wikipedia (or however you spell it). In one scene he is a *breathes in very deeply* hippie-gangster-transformer-car-spaceship-time traveller who sings and dances. In another scene he is a whole new thing. Here's the conference meeting where someone had to agree to make the movie.
"Should we make it?" "No" "Are we going to make it?" "No" "Let's make it" "No" "Are we NOT going to make it?" "No-WAIT I MEAN YES WE AREN'T GOING TO MAKE IT!" "Too late *snigger* *snigger*!"
5. High School Musical 1,2, and 3
I HATE THEM!
4. AVP 2
It was too mean-spirited, had almost no storyline, and left no room for an AVP 3. It's like psychotic teletubbies killing every person on earth! And everyone is dumb! Are you going to stay in a city if it is going to be nuked? Are you going to stay in a city if monsters are destroying it? ARE YOU GOING TO STAY IN A CITY IF PSYCHOTIC TELETUBBIES ARE ATTACKING? The answer should be no. In this movie, though, the answer is yes. THAT MOVIE IS INCORRECT! IT GETS DETENTION! But anyways, It's like cake made out of icing, and nothing else. They should have put a bit more thought into it.
3. Race to Witch Mountain
Before I talk about what I hate about this movie, I'd just like to tell you that I have only seen it's commercials. Everything about this sounds stupid! Witch Mountain? Race to? Flying Doughnuts? Oh wait, that isn't in the title. Anyway, everything about the title sounds stupid. Also, if you are racing aliens to some other planet or maybe a historic landmark, the aliens always win! They have super-speedy ships that travel faster than doughnuts can fly! And everybody knows that doughnuts fly at the speed of light! But anyways, once you get over the title being stupid, the commercial itself starts being stupid! The first thing that is in the commercial I saw, a storm trooper, yes, A STORM TROOPER FROM STAR WARS, goes into a taxi. Yes, A TAXI. The next stupid thing that I remember, is you see two kids in a taxi. THEN THEY SAY, "Me and my brother are aliens." What? The little brother passes through his seat and outside the car. What? Then the cab driver walks into a refrigerator and falls down a tube. What? Purple and pink clouds surround a mountain. What? See what I mean? The Stupid-O-Meter gives this a five... OUT OF ONE!
2. Fantasia
I know what you are thinking. You are thinking, "WHY DOES THIS KID HATE FANTASIA?" Well, I just hate it. I hate its little faries. I hate its flowers. But most of all, I hate its music. The only part I like is the scene with the dancing mushrooms. I HATE THIS MOVIE'S GUTS!
And the number one movie that I hate most *drum roll drum roll drum roll drum roll drum roll drum roll* is every single Thomas the Train/Winnie the Pooh movie
You know why.
May 22, 2009
May 18, 2009
Smileys!
I made some smileys!
Examples:
I am so happy!
I am so sad.
I'm crazy(in a way)!
It's a perfect day!
It's an O.K. day.
GRRRRRRR!
IT'S THE WORST DAY EVER!
Revenge is sweet...
WOW!
Ummmmmm... I don't feel to good...
I have buck teeth (seriously).
BLAH BLAH BLAH
*gasp*
I barfed on a roller coaster!
The devil is evil.
NANANANANANANANA BATMAN!
THE UNDEAD!
I like the new Hulk movie.
Examples:
I am so happy!
I am so sad.
I'm crazy(in a way)!
It's a perfect day!
It's an O.K. day.
GRRRRRRR!
IT'S THE WORST DAY EVER!
Revenge is sweet...
WOW!
Ummmmmm... I don't feel to good...
I have buck teeth (seriously).
BLAH BLAH BLAH
*gasp*
I barfed on a roller coaster!
The devil is evil.
NANANANANANANANA BATMAN!
THE UNDEAD!
I like the new Hulk movie.
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